BLACK FRIDAY

Happy black Friday.

Why, thank you! Black Friday is when I go to the Daytona Speedway for the Turkey Rod Run! Over 6,000 of my closest friends, all with rods or vehicles of interest. Will walk my legs off.

I am stuck at home today. My Ram 2500 is in a nearby shop for some work I cannot do out in the rain. The non-IHC does not go out in the rain so there is no room in the shop. The lane is too steep to be safe and the carport is full of IHC. The Dodge should be ready to come home later today.
This is my first time at this recently opened shop, so what happens will determine if I ever go back there. Two of my neighbours are interested, but they are waiting. The shop looks well organized, clean and I think the owner knows a "thing-or-two".
WEW, I hope you have a good time at the show-and-shine. The outdoor car show season is over here. The nonstop rain puts would be specialty vehicle owners off. Many persons move out here, to the Wet Coast for the mild climate and soon return to where they came from because of the weather. There is only one no-rain-day in the forecast for the remainder of this year.

Black Friday buzz word, MARKETING.

* You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.

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* You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising.
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* You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Telemarketing.
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* You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm,
and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.
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* You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.
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*You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.
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* Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

That's Tech Support.
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* You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

That's Facebook.
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* You are at a party; this attractive older man walks up to you and grabs your ass.

That's Donald Trump.
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* You didn't mind it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended and you are awarded a settlement.

That's America !