CHRISTMAS IN CANADA

⬆️ Now that's some fine fine print.

I am offended. you didn't include anything about whether or not you might have political leanings to right or left, or down the middle, or just completely apolitical.

actually, I am smiling broadly. well done.

If I were an American I would be a Democrat. I do wish for your country the best possible outcome for the next four years.
I don't have any religious connection. This is not because I reject the God concept, I just don't like his fan club.
George Carlin said, and I agree with him. " I have no stake in the outcome other than a front row seat to watch."

This is what I got for Christmas. No surprise, I have one of these versatile multi persuasion wrenches. Now the two of them tighten up a few nuts together unless I don't put them together in the other's drawers.
I bought my sister's husband a short extension cord for his gift. Now he can play with the female end and threaten my sister with the male end. Shocking.

That wrench helps facilitate the right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing. Much like one politician not knowing - or caring - what another politician is doing.

I called my friend Mike, he looks like a skinny Santa. I identified myself as The Grinch. I made the apology for cutting the runners off his sleigh, right away, then to make up for my indiscretion I invited him for dinner where we were serving venison. We cooked the venison over burning coal. We found a significant amount of coal in the back of the sleigh.