Virtual Front Porch


Just keep it clean please....

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Post Tue Oct 15, 2019 4:40 pm

Re: Virtual Front Porch

I suppose you can be thankful you don't live here. We have heavy traffic 24/7 and lots of road rage. A 3 bedroom house costs about 2 million. Car insurance is very expensive. My daughter pays over $4000/year on her 2019 Jeep Cherokee. She has a clean driving record and no collisions.
It is monsoon rain today. Our new $16,000 drainage appears to be working.
I tried the donuts at McDonald's this afternoon. Tim's have nothing to worry about. They were terrible. I hope the crows don't choke on them.
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Post Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:30 pm

no friends and no mirror

Yesterday while I was eating my Mc'D's sausage-n-egg McMuffin in a perking lot, a blonde female in her 60's walked past my truck. I had to stop eating to take in "all of it". She was very tall and was wearing a pink top and jacket over her pinkish plaid mini skirt. She wore leggings, in pink, and she stumbled along in a halting manner in her high heels.
She caught me looking at her and she altered her trajectory and stopped at my drivers door. She demanded to know what I was looking at. I asked for a hint. After she had vented for less than a minute she asked if I wanted to say anything. I could not stop myself and I told her she could be mistaken for a Flamingo if her knees were turned 180*. She hoisted her short skirt and suggested a Flamingo will not have one of these. There are some things a person cannot un-see".
I did notice her drapes did not match her carpet. I wonder if bedrockjon knows of her. I was under the impression the location was Seattle
https://youtu.be/zkOkscWE7aQ
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Post Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:02 pm

Re: Virtual Front Porch

https://youtu.be/sHduxcoFxko
This is a very important video to watch and understand. If you have a classic or modified vehicle, watch this video.
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Post Fri Nov 01, 2019 6:24 pm

Re: Virtual Front Porch

Yesterday while I was eating my Mc'D's sausage-n-egg McMuffin in a perking lot, a blonde female in her 60's walked past my truck. I had to stop eating to take in "all of it". She was very tall and was wearing a pink top and jacket over her pinkish plaid mini skirt. She wore leggings, in pink, and she stumbled along in a halting manner in her high heels.
She caught me looking at her and she altered her trajectory and stopped at my drivers door. She demanded to know what I was looking at. I asked for a hint. After she had vented for less than a minute she asked if I wanted to say anything. I could not stop myself and I told her she could be mistaken for a Flamingo if her knees were turned 180*. She hoisted her short skirt and suggested a Flamingo will not have one of these. There are some things a person cannot un-see".
I did notice her drapes did not match her carpet. I wonder if bedrockjon knows of her. I was under the impression the location was Seattle


I did notice her drapes did not match her carpet.
. That line alone had be spit out my coffee..:)

You should do standup,,, funny stuff. thanks!
$ 75.00 or Best offer , No rush to sell.
Thanks for Looking , - SM
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Post Sat Nov 02, 2019 9:40 am

Re: Virtual Front Porch

I told her she could be mistaken for a Flamingo


I enjoy a good sense of humor lol going to be another great day - Thanks
$ 75.00 or Best offer , No rush to sell.
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Post Sun Nov 10, 2019 4:35 pm

Re: Virtual Front Porch

A modern criminal thing is to use a video camera to film your shop through an open door as they drive past. After leaving the street the criminals can examine the video for details. This prevents them from drawing unwanted attention if they were to slow down for a better look.
My, now deceased, friend was out walking his dog after midnight. He came home to find a pickup truck idling behind his garage. Someone was in his yard and appeared to be taking his aluminium ladder. My friend took the truck, drove it to another street. He jammed to gas pedal to the floor and walked away. As he and the dog walked home they were passed by a paniced man who was running toward the tortured sound of an over speed SBC. In the distance the engine could be screaming just before the death rattle then silence.
Someone alerted the police to the situation. I can imagine the thief returning to his now dead truck and a Gendarmerie Nationale welcoming party.
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