Sat Nov 17, 2018 3:12 pm by nikkinutshop
I drove my R120 to Moose Jaw. It was a great event. The people were nice. I remember sitting in my "R" and listening to the radio. I had the volume down low. My friend's elderly girlfriend was sitting at a picnic table next to my "R", and we were chatting lightly. An ol' guy in Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes walked over and sat across the picnic table from the female. In a few seconds the old guy blurted out, "I rather fancy you and I still have some lead in my pencil,, what do you say?"
Without a second's hesitation the lady replied, "Too bad you don't have someone to write a letter to." The Ol' guy asked, "What am I supposed to do with this, gesturing to his zipper. Without saying another word, she reached into her purse, pulled out a serviette and pointed toward the portable toilets.
I knew her history. She had spent a lifetime as a cook in logging and mining camps. One can assume she had heard just about every line and combinations of those lines many times.
A few hours later, the same fancy pants ol' guy wondered by my truck and asked, "What does and old guy have to do to get a ride in this truck?" I told the ol' guy to get in, followed by, "Do you mind if we do not shake hands?"
I told the ol' guy that I am from British Columbia and I thought Saskatchewan was very flat and certainly not like the West Coast. I told him that I filled both tanks with Diesel and after driving for more than a few hours, I stopped to fill the side tank with Diesel. When I looked back toward where I had just come, I could still see the last filling station. The ol' guy said, "I had a truck like that once, I could drive all day and never get anywhere."
I took the ol' guy for his ride and we went east on the highway. Once the automatic was in high, I turned on the Gearvenders overdrive. Soon the "R" was nearing 90 MPH. He looked rather calm and said, "I would not think a Cornbinder could fall this fast, let alone do it horizontal.
I would rather have tools I do not need than to need tools I do not have