FUNNY

On a different forum, a member wrote this in answer to a thread.
" I might have to spray myself." I was reminded of the long ago time after we had our Doberman female fixed. My daughter was telling her grandmother, "We had the dog sprayed today." Grandmother did not have a perfect grip on English and she replied, "I liked the color the dog was."

Somebody is in a good mood

Heres one for ya:

Gent goes fishing in a local pond that is posted all around as no fishing spot

As he catches fish he puts them in a pail of water next to him

Gent sees the Game Warden coming and quickly hides his rod

Game warden sees the pail of fish and tells the gent can't you read the no fishing sign I will need to ticket you

Gent tells the Warden, these here fish in the pail are my pets and I bring them here each day to swim and when they get done I put them back in the pail and take em home

Warden says "sure you do" , "why don't you show me??"

Gent says "why sure" and lets the fish loose from the pail into the pond

About 20 minutes passes and the warden says wheres the fish

Gent says "what fish??”




Steve

So this chap walk into bar with his dog,--Bartender says no dogs allowed --The chap says its a seeing eye dog --Bartender applogizes and serves him --Few minutes latter another guy walks in with his dog --1st chap says , tell bar tender its a seeing eye dog and he will let the dog in --So bar tender sure enough says no dogs allowed , and guy says --Its my seeing eye dog ,
--Bartender says ya sure a chawawwa seeing eye dog ,, -Guy says is that what they gave me!



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Relaxed and now a Full Time Trout Bum, Est. 2024